I am sure we have all had those sms flirts or Skype flirts or mail flirts and they are fun and harmless most of the time. It more than often boosts both parties and they go home and ravish their partners as they feel desirable and wanted.
We all need romance and need to feel so special to our partner and want the world to know we are adored. I can’t see anything wrong with Romance! It’s the glue in any relationship between people of any gender.
What this reminds me of is my birthday party many years ago when my male friends got together with Bern and asked her what her secret is? How does she romance a lady?
What this reminds me of is my birthday party many years ago when my male friends got together with Bern and asked her what her secret is? How does she romance a lady?
Well Bern accepted the challenge and described that it is not what you do, it’s what you say and how you prepare your lady.
For example she explained, lilting my neck back ever so slightly so there is that indentation between the collar bone and neck – and poured some Hooligan juice into the small indentation and licked it out - Gently and seductively.
That is how it’s done she said! Well the men took their cue from her, and needless to say the birthday party ended very early so the men could go home with their ladies as this new game had certainly lit their fires!
For example she explained, lilting my neck back ever so slightly so there is that indentation between the collar bone and neck – and poured some Hooligan juice into the small indentation and licked it out - Gently and seductively.
That is how it’s done she said! Well the men took their cue from her, and needless to say the birthday party ended very early so the men could go home with their ladies as this new game had certainly lit their fires!
We carried on partying with our Children and single friends and I have picture of Bern walking around is a sunflower hat we helped Sarah make for her initiation in high school. That particular night I was still on my medication and decided not to partake in the alcohol, other than was being poured onto my neck!
I was in considerable pain after my operation in the previous month and my friend a qualified nurse put together a cocktail of pain pills for me to alleviate my pain.
I say there almost lying back in my chair and asked them if they could see the beautiful colours in the sky and went into great detail telling them the full spectra of colours available in the universe. I could not believe they could not see the colours and that’s when I realized it was my bed time. To this day I am sure the Hooligan juice penetrated my brain through osmosis!
The secret is not what you do, it’s how you treat you Lady and how special you make her feel, a simple cup of coffee in the mornings, or that simple action of running her bath for her is not much to ask, but is certainly makes her fell special and loved. And believe me Boys, the more special she feels, the more she will show you how lucky you are.
The internet is wonderful and being anonymous has its advantages. My darling Friend Caz is an avid player in a Game called Envoy. This game is set in the Medieval times and the players are very serious about their game.
Now these players have formed a coalition which allows them to invade other villages and towns in the knowledge that they have back up. And they have forums where they chat to each other. They also can have private Chat lines.
Now the male players all want to know more about Caz and ask her often who her King is and some flirt with her to get a reaction of any kind as she likes to be a mystery. (Don’t all women love that air of mystery?)
Now she plays coy with her suitors so to speak in the game, and has told them she most definitely has a King in her life, and was ready to leave the game for the night so she wrote:
::::: waves ::::::: parting is such sweet sorrow – they speak in the Old English style my Lady, Kind Sir, and all that type of speech in their forums s lot of the time.
To which one of her suitors replied in response to her comment that she has a King in her Life on his private chat line:
Suitor: “would you like to be my little secret milady?” is his typed message.
Lady Red Wine:”What does it entail, kind sir?” (She is clueless when it comes to hints and needs a diagram drawn for her)
Suitor: “Every joy under the night sky where all is dark and unseen; gently gives you a kiss whispers into your ear as I kiss it”
Lady Red Wine: Curtseys thankee kind sir! Now she is smiling and enjoying the banter.
Suitor: “secret lover gently puts his hand on your face and draws you closer “
Lady Red Wine: “Ah, Sir Ace, ye are too kind, milord, however I shall decline.” She types with now a beaming grin on her face.
Typed conversation follows from Lady Red Wine
Giggles - Gasps, throws in the towel and runs out the room! Jumps in the carriage and flees!! LOL! GOODNIGHT MILORD gotta get some beauty sleep!!
The following day Lady Red wine was telling her fellow game players on the open forum about how they could learn a thing or two from her suitor as he clearly knows what a Lady wanted, which is romance and attention.
Lady Red Wine: Men do not know or want to know what women really want; they need love, time and attention.
The ladies in the group of course agree and a heated debate starts up, romance versus Love.
Lord Green: Grrrrr will have to do something about this!
Lord Blue: I don't need romance, I am already romantic.
Lady Red Wine decides it’s time to leave the discussion and this is how she vacates the chat room with that extra flare and cheek that only red heads seem to have perfected!
Lady Red Wine - Winks at Lord Green;
Lady Red Wine:-Throws a kiss at Lord Romance;
Lady Red Wine - Twitches her buttocks at Lord Blue. Then she exits the room.
“Life is so busy and we often forget to flirt with our partner or go that little bit extra for them, let’s bring romance back into our lives and be assured we will be smiling and making fun of the world around us. Learn from poets who “Whisper a kiss into our ear and then softly and gently caress our souls with their words of love and passion.”
Not like I did to my sweet friend overseas. He is always so suggestive and flirtatious on my chat mail. Tells me how much he enjoys talking to me and the effect I have on him blah blah blah. (Clearly he hasn’t seen the Michele he remembers from 12 years ago – the one who didn’t need body armour to keep the bulges in!)
Harmless teasing and banter. One day though I was in a particularly cheeky mood and played along. I went hmmm and ahh and wrote him a little fantasy story, I will leave those type of stories for my Book Entitled “How to enjoy your partner “especially for Men to ask those questions they have never had the courage to ask. But getting back to my mail flirt;
By the time he had finished reading my suggestive story he was uncomfortable to say the least. He then explained that he had to go chair a meeting and I now needed to undo the damage so to speak. Well I sat there pondering for a few seconds and this is what I typed.
OK Imagine soft music in the back ground, you are at your desk working away and you have a lady under your table ….
Then I exited out of my chat mail and went home for the night.
The mail I got the next day was….. Thanks for that Shell, I could not chair the meeting for quite a while after that and had to offer the excuse that I was adding some last minute changes to the presentation.
In hind sight - I should have said she was tying his shoe laces or something. Its not my fault he decided to add his own special ending!
I say there almost lying back in my chair and asked them if they could see the beautiful colours in the sky and went into great detail telling them the full spectra of colours available in the universe. I could not believe they could not see the colours and that’s when I realized it was my bed time. To this day I am sure the Hooligan juice penetrated my brain through osmosis!
The secret is not what you do, it’s how you treat you Lady and how special you make her feel, a simple cup of coffee in the mornings, or that simple action of running her bath for her is not much to ask, but is certainly makes her fell special and loved. And believe me Boys, the more special she feels, the more she will show you how lucky you are.
The internet is wonderful and being anonymous has its advantages. My darling Friend Caz is an avid player in a Game called Envoy. This game is set in the Medieval times and the players are very serious about their game.
Now these players have formed a coalition which allows them to invade other villages and towns in the knowledge that they have back up. And they have forums where they chat to each other. They also can have private Chat lines.
Now the male players all want to know more about Caz and ask her often who her King is and some flirt with her to get a reaction of any kind as she likes to be a mystery. (Don’t all women love that air of mystery?)
Now she plays coy with her suitors so to speak in the game, and has told them she most definitely has a King in her life, and was ready to leave the game for the night so she wrote:
::::: waves ::::::: parting is such sweet sorrow – they speak in the Old English style my Lady, Kind Sir, and all that type of speech in their forums s lot of the time.
To which one of her suitors replied in response to her comment that she has a King in her Life on his private chat line:
Suitor: “would you like to be my little secret milady?” is his typed message.
Lady Red Wine:”What does it entail, kind sir?” (She is clueless when it comes to hints and needs a diagram drawn for her)
Suitor: “Every joy under the night sky where all is dark and unseen; gently gives you a kiss whispers into your ear as I kiss it”
Lady Red Wine: Curtseys thankee kind sir! Now she is smiling and enjoying the banter.
Suitor: “secret lover gently puts his hand on your face and draws you closer “
Lady Red Wine: “Ah, Sir Ace, ye are too kind, milord, however I shall decline.” She types with now a beaming grin on her face.
Typed conversation follows from Lady Red Wine
Giggles - Gasps, throws in the towel and runs out the room! Jumps in the carriage and flees!! LOL! GOODNIGHT MILORD gotta get some beauty sleep!!
The following day Lady Red wine was telling her fellow game players on the open forum about how they could learn a thing or two from her suitor as he clearly knows what a Lady wanted, which is romance and attention.
Lady Red Wine: Men do not know or want to know what women really want; they need love, time and attention.
The ladies in the group of course agree and a heated debate starts up, romance versus Love.
Lord Green: Grrrrr will have to do something about this!
Lord Blue: I don't need romance, I am already romantic.
Lady Red Wine decides it’s time to leave the discussion and this is how she vacates the chat room with that extra flare and cheek that only red heads seem to have perfected!
Lady Red Wine - Winks at Lord Green;
Lady Red Wine:-Throws a kiss at Lord Romance;
Lady Red Wine - Twitches her buttocks at Lord Blue. Then she exits the room.
“Life is so busy and we often forget to flirt with our partner or go that little bit extra for them, let’s bring romance back into our lives and be assured we will be smiling and making fun of the world around us. Learn from poets who “Whisper a kiss into our ear and then softly and gently caress our souls with their words of love and passion.”
Not like I did to my sweet friend overseas. He is always so suggestive and flirtatious on my chat mail. Tells me how much he enjoys talking to me and the effect I have on him blah blah blah. (Clearly he hasn’t seen the Michele he remembers from 12 years ago – the one who didn’t need body armour to keep the bulges in!)
Harmless teasing and banter. One day though I was in a particularly cheeky mood and played along. I went hmmm and ahh and wrote him a little fantasy story, I will leave those type of stories for my Book Entitled “How to enjoy your partner “especially for Men to ask those questions they have never had the courage to ask. But getting back to my mail flirt;
By the time he had finished reading my suggestive story he was uncomfortable to say the least. He then explained that he had to go chair a meeting and I now needed to undo the damage so to speak. Well I sat there pondering for a few seconds and this is what I typed.
OK Imagine soft music in the back ground, you are at your desk working away and you have a lady under your table ….
Then I exited out of my chat mail and went home for the night.
The mail I got the next day was….. Thanks for that Shell, I could not chair the meeting for quite a while after that and had to offer the excuse that I was adding some last minute changes to the presentation.
In hind sight - I should have said she was tying his shoe laces or something. Its not my fault he decided to add his own special ending!
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